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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:21
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Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
No go.
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Is it safe to say that China is at least 30 years ahead of India?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
What is the most inappropriate experience you have had with a friend's daughter?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Have you ever followed through being bi-curious?
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
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What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.